Hot Slut Of The Day!

June 2, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Michele Kleier, the star of HGTV’s Selling New York!

Some hos can’t fall asleep without an Ambien paying a visit to their tongue, but my ass can’t drift off into the land of Mah Boos and Rojos (aka dreamland) without watching HGTV. So of course, I’m totally going around with Selling New York, which is a show about fancy real estate agents selling fancy real estate in NYC and beyond. One of the head property pimps on that show is Michele Kleier, the matriarch of GHK Realty.

Michele is not only a professional at walking through houses and commenting on everything (“Oh, look you have a view of a tree!”, “Oh, look you don’t have to eat with the help!” etc…), but she always looks like she just fell out of a JcPenney Salon circa 1988. The eyebrows are fresh, the lips are frosty and every single follicle is covered in something that comes out of a Vidal Sassoon bottle.

I bet Michele even sleeps in her St. John suit (purchased at Nordstrom Rack, thankyouverymuch). I would let her show me apartments I could never afford even if I sold all my relatives’ organs just so I could breathe in her Giorgio perfume. You know, Michele looks like she bathes in perfume, so I can probably smell her if I just stick my head out the window and direct my nose towards the wind.

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