Afternoon Crumbs

June 2, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Prince Hot Ginge is returning to NYC to play polo! Now who’s going to help me into my Trace Cyrus disguise so that I can gallop onto the field undetected- Gothamist

That Glee stage show looks a mess. Oh, and here’s Lea Michele’s nude chonies – Egotastic!

How dare George Clooney’s piece offend Iggy Pop like that – Lainey Gossip

Heidi Montag’s tortured dogs are wondering when she’s going to turn her head so they can drown themselves in the pool – The Superficial

Sooookeh Haz Nipples (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The A-Holes-List is more like it – Towleroad

Panty Creamer of the Day: Natalie Portman’s new piece – Celebitchy

Janice Dickinson spent some time in the sun, didn’t melt completely – Hollywood Tuna

Nudge me when Brian Austin Green and Megan Fox switch swimsuit bottoms – Popsugar

Herp warts in the froat? – ICYDK

Mimi is sort kind of maybe pregnant – I’m Not Obsesed

Tired pussy galore – Cityrag

Sure, give Naomi Campbell another object to throw at a maid or assistant. Enablers! – Hollywood Rag

Wheelchair Jimmy is going to be somebody’s father. Maybe. – Moe Jackson

What Peta is really trying to say is that Chantelle Houghton’s face makes wieners sad – Holy Moly!

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