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Michael Hill, the ABC26 news anchor in New Orleans who wants to know if you’re enjoying penis a little bit more!
After a story about some injection that apparently HULKS up a lady’s G-spot for maximum pleasure, Michael Hill asked the reporter a very hard fapping hitting question. Michael was completely FOR SERIOUS when he wanted to know if “Susan” was enjoying penis a little bit more after getting the injection? And just like that, Michael proves that he is everything that is right about local news. Clip below:
When the video went viral, Michael commented on his peen dropping moment by saying that America is filled with a bunch of prudy ass prudes. Michael said, “America is still a very puritanical society. We’re a bit prudish when it comes to sex. It’s still kind of taboo to talk about orgasms and vaginas and penises and stuff like that — much less to have fun with it. That’s the reason one five-letter word on a traditional TV station on a late newscast somehow became a viral video.”
HERE! PENIS! HERE! Michael is every shade of correct. We need to ask each other more if we’re enjoying penis. “Are you enjoying penis a little more?” should be the new “How are you?” Because let’s be honest, if you’re not enjoying penis then you’re probably feeling like dead cold shit! Concerned mothers, doctors, therapists, school teachers and dealers should ask that question at the beginning of every conversation. If you really care, ask your loved one if they’re enjoying penis. And honestly, I can’t stop wondering if Susan really is enjoying penis more? Michael needs to do a follow-up.
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via Deadspin