Zombie Love Always Prevails

May 12, 2010 / Posted by:

After Shawn Southwick tried to bust a nut by fucking on random dead bodies in the county morgue, she realized that no corpse can do her like Larry King can, so she immediately stopped divorce proceedings.

Larry King and Shawn announced that they are back together again and trying to make it work. This is good news for them, but bad news for those of you freaks out there who were hoping to take a ride on the same skeleton that once titty banged Nefertiti back in the day.

Shawn and Larry had this to say about their reconciliation:

“We love our children, we love each other, we love being a family. That is all that matters to us. We owe it to ourselves and our children to continue being dedicated to each other. We want to thank our friends for their loyal love and support – for being there for us.”

Larry King might have been dropped dick dust all over the ass cheeks of Shawn’s sister, and Shawn might have boned her kids’ little league coach, but at the end of the day these two know that they really belong together. Who else is going to give Larry’s ass lips a little pinch while applying Desitin? And who else can catch a fly with his tongue when one lands on Shawn’s arms?

via People

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