Afternoon Crumbs

May 12, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Winnie Cooper, stop doing ho shit and go do your math problems! – Egotastic!

People are still putting Jessica Simpson on TV – The Superficial

Jim Carrey is looking more and more like a Supreme Court justice every day – Lainey Gossip

Xting giving us “German transvestite stripper” fever on the cover of GQ – Hollywood Tuna

Claudia Schiffer pulling a Demi Moore on Vogue (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Instead of going SANS FARDS all the time, Kim Kardassian should go AWAY – Celebitchy

Kim Porter and her son are really really close – Necole Bitchie

ScarJo at the gym – Popoholic

Cate Blanchett looks hot, but no Cannes red carpet is complete without Chicken Cutlets – Just Jared

So now Laura Bush tells us – OMG Blog

Jennifer Aniston is still reaching for that OSCAH! – Popsugar

Ciara has been going through RiRi’s back dumpsters again – I’m Not Obsessed

Sads. Dana Plato’s son committed suicide – ICYDK

Screw Glee, this Glittery Gay of YouTube needs to star in a remake of EVERYTHING with a ballad in it- Crunk + Disorderly

Coco Chanel must be smiling from heaven, because she is so proud to share her name with such an exquisite specimen – Cityrag

Michael Jackson wanted to flutter away from Neverland – Hollywood Rag

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