Lisa Simpson Is The New Noah Cyrus

May 3, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Kesha must be shooting donuts out of her snatch into Homer Simpson’s mouth again, because last night’s episode of The Simpsons opened with a lip dub of “Tik Tok.” Yes, watching Lisa Simpson mouth the words to that dumpster shit is disturbing. If she starts dancing on the pole ala Noah Cyrus, we’ll have no choice but to call Springfield’s Child Protective Services. And yes, Lisa Simpson is technically a child even though she’s like 30 years old or some shit.

I’m sure the entire Simpsons family and every other bitch who took part in this mess felt all kinds of regret while they shook the scabies out of their cartoon orifices. That’s what they get! Everyone knows that “Tik Tok” is a siren call for scabies. You don’t even play that song unless you’ve got a can of RID in your hand.

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes

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