Mischa Barfton

You might have already seen pictures of Mischa Barton fingering her nostril for a juicy piece of nose poo, so why not read about how she recently vomited outside of a bar in L.A. Yes, we’re really getting to know Mischa LIKE THAT. It won’t be long before we see pictures of a floater Mischa left in the toilet at a Del Taco. Synchronize your watches.

A source tells Page Six that Mischa strolled into Bar Marmont on Saturday looking “totally out of it.” Mischa’s episode of Law & Order must have been playing on the TV in the bar, because the source claims she immediately ran outside to shower the ground with barf. The source said, “A few minutes after she comes in, she runs outside and vomits everywhere. And then she went back inside and hung out for the rest of the night.”

Mischa’s rep didn’t have to shit to say about this.

Mischa obviously needs to take a few lessons in manners at the Charleston School of Etiquette, because what kind of lady barfs outside of a bar?! Have a little respect for yourself! A true lady yacks into the bathroom sink or into an empty glass on the table. If that’s not an option, just barf on the hottest piece in the place. It’s the quickest way to get him half-naked. Yes, he could also return the favor by barfing on you, but that’s a chance you have to be willing to take.

I swear, Mischa is like a grody ass toddler. Barfing and boogering all over the place. I pity the poor ho who has to scrub her chonies, because you know that shit looks like last week’s lasagna.