Afternoon Crumbs

March 29, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

It pains me (like an ingrown zit) to say this, but Cameron Diaz looks hot here (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Take 4,587,666: Adrianne Curry topless on Twitter – Egotastic!

But more importantly, why did Matt Damon get a lifetime achievement award in cinema? Did Milo from Milo & Otis turn that award down or something? – Lainey Gossip

How dare Puck drink two shots of Jack without offering his 8-year-old son any. Selfish! – The Superficial

Kristin Calamaris in a knock-off, low-budget version of The Slut Dress – Hollywood Tuna

One of the cowboys from Amazing Race is a ginge! Does this mean I have to add him to my file labeled “fap material“? – Towleroad

Vanity Fair finally gets a worthy cover girl – Celebitchy

Hopefully, Jude Law’s tell-all will include a chapter called, “Why Jude’s Hairline Hates Him” – Popsugar

Always wanted to know what a deaf walrus sounds like while gargling? Well, here’s 30 Seconds to Mars’ cover of Bad Romance – Just Jared

Erykah Badu’s ass is DAMN – OMG Blog

LOL weed – Cityrag

Sandra Bullock is hiding out in the Hollywood Hills – I’m Not Obsessed

Another day, another picture of some has-been giving oral to a banana at Millions of Milkshakes – Hollywood Rag

Forget the cum guard over Brit Brit’s eyes, she’s actually wearing a braaaaaaaa – ICYDK

Katy Perry must really love getting slimed – Holy Moly!

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