Sunday Crumbs

March 21, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

No, this video of Jesse James’ mistress Boobshit McGee is not in slow-motion. Bitch’s stripper game just sucks. Like a bow-legged giraffe on downers trying to wiggle a kidney stone out of its pee hole – TMZ

Whoever Dr. Conrad Murray is in CAHOOTS with better watch it, because Detective La Toya’s got their number – Radar

Hugh Grant is a splosher – Popeater

The Situation and Pauly D from Jersey Shore better start getting to know each other real well, because this is their future (PEEN ALERT NSFW) – ONTD

Lady Gaga whips her dick out and fires back at the ho suing her ass – HuffPo

Brittany Murphy’s medicine cabinet looked like the inside of White Oprah’s purse – NYDN

Is R. Kelly producing The Real World: New Orleans? – Nola.com

Um. How does Scott Weiland think his wife’s vagina felt?! – Page Six

Tags: Afternoon Crumbs

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