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Sacheen Littlefeather (government name: Maria Cruz) – In honor of Oscar Day, let’s pay tribute to the trick who gave one of the greatest Oscar speeches in history!

When Marlon Brando won Best Actor for The Godfather in 1973, he refused to budge from his place in the buffet line so he sent Sacheen (a former Miss American Vampire and Native American activist) to accept the award on his behalf.

No, the true story is that Melon (typo and it stays) told the Academy to lube up his Oscar and shove it up their culos by sending Sacheen to refuse the award.

Marlon’s boycotting of Oscar was his way of protesting against Hollywood’s depiction of Native Americans and the events at Wounded Knee. Marlon gave Sacheen a 15-page statement to read on stage, but producers threatened to Kanye her ass if she didn’t keep it under 45-seconds so she improvised her speech. Sacheen read Marlo’s statement backstage for the media.

After Sacheen became a household name overnight, she went on to act in several movies and later posed in Playboy. Naturally. Below is a clip of Sacheen’s speech:

Sacheen now lives in Northern California and is available for speaking engagements and stage crashing. And you thought Gay Fish was ahead of his time? Negative.