The Many Faces Of RPattz

RPattz, who was dressed like someone’s insurance salesman father coming home drunk and scaring the children, had his big premiere last night for the movie that isn’t Twilight. RPattz was a menagerie of faces you see in the waiting room at rehab (or the high school principal’s office).

Sometimes he looked stoned, sometimes he looked like he was tweaking out, sometimes he looked boozed and sometimes he looked like he didn’t know what the meaning of sleep is. I’m just going to assume he was having a strange reaction to all the different kinds of panty pudding fermenting around him. That shit can be like Jenkem. Or maybe his vagina allergy was acting up again.

Here’s more of RPattz at the NYC premiere of Remember Me last night with Claire from Lost. Somebody dragged Kristen Stewart out of her beaver hole to stumble across the red carpet and act like she would rather be taking a hot bath (which is saying a lot) than get her picture taken.