Katie Price Dreams Big Dreams For Princess Tiaamii

Most loving mothers pray to the Empress of Lucite late at night, and ask that their daughters grow up to be successful and fine young women. Katie Price is no exception. According to The Sun, Katie Price hopes that her daughter Princess Tiaaamamamiamaiami grows up to be a titty model just like her mother. Noah Cyrus, you’ve got some competition!

Katie apparently told her friend, “When Princess is 18 and goes to be a Page 3 girl, I’d encourage her. I’ll go: ‘Yeah, get them out for the lads’.”

Doesn’t that just bring a tear to your tit? It really is beautiful. “Get your tits out” is the new “Go to college.”

If my own mother sang me that lullaby before bedtime when I was a little gay, it would’ve brought a warmness to my heart. And then years later when I was getting my ass out for strange men in bars, I would’ve smiled inside knowing that I was making my mother proud (instead of feeling like I needed to cry in a hot shower).

Katie Price, get them tits out and come accept the award for Mother of the MILLENNIUM!