Afternoon Crumbs

February 5, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Um. Somebody should tell Orlando Bloom that you should take off all your clothes before you go skinny dipping – Just Jared

Anne Hathaway hos it up for GQ – Egotastic!

Beyonce and Lady CaCa are looking especially sessy these days – Towleroad

Vanity Fair’s Hollywood issue is not only filled with pretty white girls – Lainey Gossip

It must be hard times for the paps if they are taking pictures of that ho who got kicked off of The Bachelor (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

If Ginger Spice wants to dress like a slutty school girl with cold shoulders and an overheated midriff, let her! – Hollywood Tuna

Ceiling Eyes is dating a tattooed lesbian hedgehog – Popsugar

Katie Price and Roxanne’s marriage to detonate in 3..2..- Holy Moly!

Does Denise Richards have an alibi? – Hollywood Rag

3 reasons to love CoCo (ignore the top right picture) – Cityrag

Tiger Woods graduated Magnum Cum Loudly from sex rehab today – Celebitchy

The Photoshop Awards: Keira Knightley’s off-center head on Elle – ICYDK

30 Seconds to Boom – Socialite Life

Mickey Rourke wants to bone Megan Fox – I’m Not Obsessed

Does David Archuleta wear ass pads? Naw. I think his diaper just needs changing – Tabloid Prodigy

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