Afternoon Crumbs

January 27, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

All Mah Boo’s new fire house is missing is a cardboard guest box in the front for me! – Curbed

Speaking of gay houses…… – Socialite Life

Elmo is such a fag hag – Popsugar

Miranda Kerr’s got her own dingle inspector – Egotastic!

Venus Williams knows how to do it (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Even the ginge can’t save Hayden Pantywhatever – Hollywood Tuna

Sweet child o’ Will Ferrell – Just Jared

Carrie Underwears and her ball-and-chain-to-be at some casino – Lainey Gossip

Wino wants to get Blaaaaake off her titty – Holy Moly!

The gayest thing in London right now (after Peter Andre, of course) – Towleroad

We should all get a pair of these zipper eyes for when the fuckery is much too much to bear – Hollywood Rag

Mad Men, now with less gay 🙁 – Vulture

Chupa just naturally looks like a dehydrated corpse – I’m Not Obsessed

JLo to ruin an episode of How I Met Your Mother – ICYDCK

Pugs. Babies. – Cityrag

Joe Jonas is really, really trying to remain a virgin – SOW

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