When Were They Scarier: Then Or Now?

January 15, 2010 / Posted by:

By now you might have already seen and hissed at the cover of People Magazine featuring Heidi Montag’s transformation from your average California reality show prostitute to a factory-defected blow-up doll who comes complete with a rubber dick and pussy. Well, ONTD posted a bunch of NSFW-ish (unless you work at a Mattel) scans from People of Horsey before, during and after her Jocelyn Wildenstein-approved plastic-over.

Horsey’s 10 procedures included: mini brow lift, Botox in the face, nose job encore, fat injections in cheeks, de-chinning, neck lipo, ears pinned back (like a scared cat), titty job encore, ass implants and full body lipo. You would think that while the doctor was hacking her up, he also would’ve removed the shit-filled wart on her vagina known as Spencer Pratt.

Horsey said that she’s always been insecure about her looks, and went under the knife so she can fulfill her dream of becoming a world famous pop star.

Yes, because all the world famous pop stars I know of look like something The Swan queefed out after masturbating with an over-sized suppository. I’m not being sarcastic.

via Gawker

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