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Christopher Lowell (to be read while holding your tongue with one hand and fluffing a pillow with the other) – Interior design gayru, host of Fine Living’s Work That Room and the sparkliest unicorn Care Bear on your TV screen.
During these cold winter nights nothing will warm the cockles of your heart (which looks like this) like a visit from Christopher Lowell. Christopher will singe your nipples and melt the tips of your toe nails with just one swoop! Not a believer? Just take a peek at that picture above. That cake didn’t burst into flames on its own. Christopher winked, swished and BAM! Christopher is the Firestarter of gays.
True story time! Ten million years ago when I worked at Pottery Barn (DON’T!!), one of my co-workers asked me if I was gay. Now…the bitch obviously licked a lot of windows when she was a child, because that’s like asking a cat if it meows. Well, when I answered “DUH BITCH DUH,” she responded with, “Like Christopher Lowell?” Yes, I have a permanent case of the Christopher Lowells and I FUCKING LOVE IT! Now slap my ass with a tie back!
Speaking of slapping your ass with a tie back, you’ll want to do that while watching this clip from Christopher Lowell’s old talk show. It’s like The View From The Top Of The Rainbow.
(For Ana Mari)