Afternoon Crumbs

January 12, 2010 / Posted by: Michael K

Oh, Askars, wine me, dine me, 61 me! Wait, what did I just order exactly? – Just Jared

Bar Refaeli in Panties: The Movie – Egotastic!

Xtina’s pussy puckers up to the camera – Hollywood Tuna

Kerry Katona quits fat camp – Holy Moly!

This is what Kim Zolciak sounds like without auto-tune – Towleroad

Kirstie Alley should just put current pictures of herself on her fridge to stop from eating. It works for me. – I’m Not Obsessed

Johnny Depp continues to fight the hot in Belgrade – Popsugar

The picture woman for Jon Grosselin (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Either George Clooney and his piece are miniature people, or his chauffeur is a fucking giant – Lainey Gossip

Trash. Trash. Trash. And Trash. – Hollywood Rag

Papa Smurf, the Travelocity Gnome and the Keebler Elf are all short men who are ten times hotter than Tommy Girl – Celebitchy

Courtney Love’s got a daisy chain on her body – ICYDK

No more Spider-Man for Tobey Maguire – Socialite Life

Jersey Shore or Porny Whore? – Cityrag

If Betty White starred in an all-female remake of Ishtar with Katherine Hagel and Mop Head, I’d still watch – SOW

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