Afternoon Crumbs

Coco Chanel’s namesake continues to demonstrate her ass poppin’ and coochie flexin’ skills in JM Magazine – Hollywood Tuna

Miranda Kerr on Ralph (that’s a magazine, not your uncle who has halitosis) – Egotastic!

Why is that hobo grabbing that pretty blonde girl’s arm like that? – Popsugar

Magician fails her trick, but at least she can hold her breath a long time. That’ll come in handy! (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Gabrielle Union, a graduate of Sienna Miller’s School of Snatchin’, walks around the beach with her prized swag – Just Jared

Joe Francis is already a shoo-in for 2099’s Douche of the Century – Celebitchy

They could have at least decorated Mimi’s hydraulic lift with some butterfly confetti or something – Lainey Gossip

Somebody please tell Mah Boo to meet me in Argentina. Thank you. – Towleroad

Another edition of chichis or cracks – Cityrag

The Sugababes have it rough – Holy Moly!

Charlie Sheen stuff – Hollywood Rag

Kate Gosselin’s possum is looking a little too clam – Socialite Life

Tiger Woods might be prowling for more poon in rehab – I’m Not Obsessed

Shut up, Carrie Underwears – ICYDK

I’d hit it...but it would probably put me in a coma – SOW