Didn’t They Just Shoot This Ten Seconds Ago?

December 22, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Cameron Diaz and Tommy Girl shot a movie together like four eye blinks ago, and there’s already a trailer out. It’s called Knight & Day, which is a title I do not appreciate. I mean, that title should be reserved for the inevitable feature film starring Kath Day-Knight from Kath & Kim:

Okay, I guess I shouldn’t be too bitched (I accidentally wrote that instead of “pissed” and it’s staying) off since it’s not called Day & Knight. But still.

Anyway, the trailer looks like something you’ve seen a million times before. While watching it I couldn’t stop thinking about how they made Tommy Girl the same height as Pizza Face.

My guess is that Tommy Girl was rocking his Louboutins to give him BIG GIRL HEIGHT! Tommy Girl can kick, stretch and kick in his Louboutins. Suri taught him well.

Tags: Cameron Diaz, Nicole Kidman, TomKat

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