Afternoon Crumbs

December 18, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Beyonce fever sounds like something you get when wearing a wig too long – Just Jared

Ever wanted to know what Spencer Twatt looks like topless and in bikini briefs? Well, this is the next worst thing – Hollywood Tuna

How many copies of Photoshop did Playboy burn through while retouching Tara Reid’s pictures? – Egotastic!

Pony toe – Holy Moly!

This is exactly how I want to remember Khloe Kardashian (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Glamberace jizzed in Lily Allen’s eyes – Socialite Life

Tommy Girl’s Scientolohole just blew up – Towleroad

Jennifer Aniston’s got another hit on her chin (sarcasm) – Lainey Gossip

LiLo and Leo party together again – Popsugar

Jude Law forgot (or doesn’t want to remember) that he has four kids – ICYDK

Oh, George Clooney, we know you would rather get a prostrate exam on live television by a guy with very cold hands than do ANYTHING else – Hollywood Rag

The bath houses of Spain will miss Tommy – I’m Not Obsessed

Jessica Simpson better keep the sacred word “cholita” out of her mouth and Twitter! – Celebitchy

Double the Fishy is a night terror come to life – Cityrag

Entertainment Weekly’s Best & Worst – Popbytes

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