Blind Items: I Guess, You Guess

I always knew this B list Golden Globe nominee/winner television actor was self conscious about his hair. But, what I didn’t know is that although he has a few plugs, he covers 95% of his extremely bald head with four different very expensive toupees. He tells his many one night stands not to touch his head and he has four models in his bedroom where he keeps them when not wearing them. (CDAN)

I think we all just threw our Jeremy Piven Joker cards on the table at the same time. Really, is there anybody else?

This young Hollywood hot couple will be breaking up in the next year. No question about it. Our source is claiming that the female in the pair is obsessed with matrimony and the male is obsessed with a blossoming career. He also wants an open relationship while she wants a house together, babies, the whole deal. The source claims that the girl is really just worried she is losing her grip on her BF and will do anything to keep him around. Not Blake Lively. (BuzzFoto)

Purdy Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens? Zac will never ever agree to share a house with Vanessa. Like he’s going to let her cut into his bathroom mirror time or use his favorite foundation stick without asking. It’s not happening.

It’s great to have hobbies. This guy loves to sing and he loves to take photos. All of those girls whom he has bedded over the past few years should pay attention to the second part of that statement. If you wondered why he asked you to come home with him for the night, watch out! He’s just waiting for you to fall asleep so that he can take some photos of you in your birthday suit. Before you start popping Xanax, though, you should know that he doesn’t really have any intention of ever making those photos public. However, the possibility alone is one of the reasons why none of these women badmouth him after dating him. (Blind Gossip)

The consensus will probably be John Mayer, but I’ll throw Adam Levine’s name out there. ….Or Wayne Newton.