Afternoon Crumbs

December 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Ricky Martin isn’t even trying anymore – Holy Moly!

I didn’t know Kristin Davis was dating Encino Man – Egotastic!

Tommy Girl really wishes he had an ass like Cameron’s. Like he literally wishes he could transplant her ass on his behind – Hollywood Tuna

Johnny Depp doesn’t watch Johnny Depp movies – Popsugar

A M.A.C executive’s wet dream – Just Jared

Well, if The Boss says…. – Towleroad

The many faces of Celine Dion – Lainey Gossip

Tiger is Gatorade-less – ICYDK

Tiger might have a sex tape – Celebitchy

Tiger’s porn mistress is a call girl (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

And here’s the best tiger-related story of the week – YouTube

If Sarah Jessica Parker’s dress fell, DanRad would be all over that shit – SOW

Dracula did it better – Socialite Life

The death threats are probably coming from the Rock of Love skanks, because the guidos of Jersey Shore have snatched their trashy thunder – I’m Not Obsessed

Breaking: Cher still dresses like a misunderstood “gothic” tween from the late 90s – Hollywood Rag

Aniston. Pitt. Baby. Joy. Blah. Blah. – Popbytes

Drive-Thru ATM Fail – Cityrag

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