Hot Slut Of The Day!

December 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Harald Glööckler, a German fashion designer and one of the world’s legendary natural beauties!

There are really no words capable of expressing the love I feel for this glamorous German unicorn. Harald is something the angels queefed out in ecstasy one glittery night. Just gaze at his rings from the World of Warcraft fine jewelry collection at Spencer’s Gifts. Then let their sparkles carry you to his immaculate “mother of the bride” french tips. From there you can jump on his magical eyebrows of ABSOLUTE PERFECTION. It’s like a high-ranking chola queen scooted over his eyes and blessed him. They really couldn’t get any more beautiful. Sharpie deserves every Nobel Peace Prize for this.

And here’s Harald throwing the glitter and re-inventing the swish while selling his perfume on Germany’s HSN.

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