Afternoon Crumbs

November 19, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

I’m sure deep thinker Megan Fox is reciting Proust in her head while flashing her cooter – Hollywood Tuna

My So-Called Nipples – Egotastic!

Jenna Jameson’s face might be on too tight, because she’s not making sense – Celebitchy

David Walliams’ piece of the week looks beat – Holy Moly!

Vintage Lady CaCa – Towleroad

Kate Bosworth photographed walking in front of Askars. This obviously confirms that they are doing anal together on an hourly basis – Lainey Gossip

Jennifer Aniston makes duckface – Just Jared

In “no need to announce the obvious” news, Pamela Anderson has done cocaine – Hollywood Rag

Will Ferrell is overpaid. Officially. – ICYDK

Bar Refaeli in some lingerie (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Heineken knows how to make a viral video – Cityrag

Sasha Fierce goes crowd surfing – Popeater

Tommy Girl and Stepford Katie celebrate the third anniversary of their contract signing – Popsugar

Does this trick really look like Lucille Ball or did the two Cup ‘O Noodles I ate for lunch eff with my head? – I’m Not Obsessed

Kristen Stewart could’ve destroyed the plates faster if she simply just performed a scene for them – Socialite Life

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