Hot Slut Of The Day!

November 2, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Shake ‘n Bake – When I was a kid, I always begged my to get this shit because the commercials made it seem like shaking chicken in a bag was the thing to do. My mom always refused, because she knew that you could Shake ‘n Bake on the cheap using a plastic grocery bag, stale bread and some Lawry’s season salt. Shake ‘n Bake was for rich and fancy hos.

Me wanting to Shake ‘n Bake so badly was definitely foreshadowing, because now all I do is shake (the old bowl out) ‘n bake (until your eyelids go numb)!

I couldn’t find my favorite Shake ‘n Bake commercial featuring those Southern twins who shout “AND WE HELPED!” at the end, so here’s my second favorite with Alice. Sam must have been passed out under a bar stool again, so Pete the Butcher had to cover his shift.

(For Alexis)

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