Even Worse Than The Real Thing

November 1, 2009 / Posted by:

I didn’t even have to blink twice before figuring out who Cojo dressed up as to Heidi Klum’s Halloween party last night. When my dog ran out of the room screaming, I knew that only one beast could instill that kind of fear into small furry animals: KHLOE KARDASHIAN!!!!!!

Cojo makes a better Khloe Kardashian than Khloe Kardashian does. And he nailed that “hongray for woodland creatures” look in his eye. It’s so real! You’re expecting him to yank that veil off, howl at the moon and then gallop off into the darkness. Just like the real Khloe.

Although, my only criticism is that he could’ve used more arm and upper lip hair for authenticity. Other than that, Cojo triumphed as Khloe. You know Lamar Odom will be busting into face seizures all day from jacking off to these pictures like maniac. I wouldn’t be surprised if he calls it off with Khloe and proposes to KhloJo instead.

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