Brit Brit Is Still Horny

September 29, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The hardest working Cheetoling in Cheetoland has a new single out this morning called 3. It’s off of her second greatest hits collection. Yes, Brit Brit is putting out ANOTHER greatest hits collection. It should be titled CHEETO NEEDS A CHECK. Keeping KFed filled up with deep fried burgers doesn’t come cheap, so she’s doing what’s she’s gotta do.

And yes, 3 is all about getting your fuck on with two other hos.. You know that while she was singing into the fan (IN THIS ECONOMY, auto-tune is too expensive), she was thinking of Chester Cheetah and the Pillsbury Dough Boy. Yes, Brit Brit’s idea of a threesome is sticking Cheetos into Crescent Rolls before shoving them in her mouth. That’s actually my idea of a threesome too. Sessy and delicious.

Brit Brit even brings Peter, Paul and Mary into this! Mary just rolled into the grave next her!

And this song would be so much better if we were all rollin’ on E with our shirts off while suds fell from ceiling. It’s like Brian Kinney ejaculated this song out of his peen hole. Clip below:

Tags: Britney Spears

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