Afternoon Crumbs

September 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Did an anvil drop on Ceiling Eyes’ head? Her eyeballs are doing a backflip! – Moe Jackson

Ralph Lauren must be in the business of making hydrangeas now – Egotastic!

Whory and Whorier – Hollywood Tuna

Kimbo still exists (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Lady CaCa was better when she was a broke version of the girl from Evanescence – Towleroad

Hugh Jackman obviously just wants to fiddle with Doogie’s howser. Videotape it, please! – Just Jared

How is Blohan going to blow when her lips finally fall off? – Lainey Gossip

Gis Bundchen takes her fetus for a walk in Boston – Popsugar

Wonky McValtrex’s tardmobile – Hollywood Rag

Sienna Miller is missing out on all that sexiness – Holy Moly!

Sarah Silverman’s new piece is a purdier version of Greg Kinnear – Celebitchy

Catching up with an old friend: Xtina’s red ass lips – ICYDK

It’s a good thing Vince Vaughn was born with amazing birthing hips – I’m Not Obsessed

Lezzie motivational posters – Cityrag

Add a cigar and this is probably Monica Lewinsky’s recurring wet dream – Socialite Life

Megan Fox puts on clothes for Nylon – Popoholic

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