This is brought to you by eBay: the land of fried fuckery!
Somebody (*cough*that slut Birdie*cough*) is auctioning off this dick-shaped Chicken McNugget with a starting bid of thirty cents. They say it’s about 3 inches long and tastes just like chicken. Almost anyone can deep throat this while tonguing its deep fried balls.
The sad thing is, I’ve come across dicks in real-life that look just like this. And no amount of BBQ sauce made them delicious. Believe me, I tried.