Afternoon Crumbs

September 9, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Now this is a motherfucking party! – Holy Moly!

Ceiling Eyes goes topless in Maxim – Egotastic!

And now we know why Sophie Reade won Big Brother UK – Hollywood Tuna

R.I.P. Army Archerd – Towleroad

Janet Jackson talks about Michael to Harper’s Bazaar – Just Jared

An alien praying mantis on the cover of Elle – Popsugar

Camila Alves will be pregnant for the rest of eternity (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

I always imagined Kristen Stewart as a Shakey’s kind of ho – Lainey Gossip

News you can snooze to: Jennifer Aniston still believes in love – Hollywood Rag

I’ll take 2 #1s, 3 #3s and your entire stock of #17 (hold the artichoke) – Cityrag

When Jane Mancini met Doogie Howser – SOW

Dear Jermaine Jackson, STOPSTOPSTOPSTOPSTOP – Celebitchy

Jessica Simpson is the new Jennifer Aniston – ICYDK

I thought Halle Berry was talking about laundry detergent – I’m Not Obsessed

Well, Sienna Miller has already been through all of the dicks in London, so it makes sense that she wants to move to NYC – Socialite Life

Damn Geeeeeena had a babeh and she named him…um…Ezekiel… No comment on the name – Popeater

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