Don’t Do The Barbie

August 30, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

When Aqua’s “Barbie Girl” came out in the late 90s, Mattel, being the fun killers that they are, immediately sued their asses claiming the song made Barbie sound like a dumb blonde bimbo whore (well if the no-crotch fits). The case went all the way to the Supreme Court and was eventually dismissed, because the judge said the song was a parody.

Well, Mattel is now using the song to whore out their new “Do the Barbie” dance. Yeah, I guess Mattel doesn’t really give an eff that the song is basically making fun of Barbie. But they did completely eff up the lyrics by making them more G-rated. SCRAGS BITCHES!

Unless you want to look like a special needs prostitute zombie who has a bad case of crotch crabs, I wouldn’t recommend doing the Barbie dance.

And when did Ken become Samantha Ronson?

VIA Jezebel

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