Paula Abdul Will Be Back On Live TV!

August 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

The demonic warlords at American Idol can not stop the little pill popper who can! Paula always rises HIGH HIGH HIGH above (after nose dancing with a little Nitrous). We can resume playing the “Do a shot every time Paula does the Vicodin stutter” drinking game, because Paula Abdul will host Vh1’s Divas Live on September 17th.

This is her first TV job since Idol left her career for dead in the gutter! Paul was in talks with ABC for a role on Ugly Betty and a judge spot on Dancing with the Has-Beens, but that didn’t work out, because they refused to install an InstyMeds kiosk in her trailer. Rude!

After four years, Divas Live will return with a line-up which includes: Kelly Clarkson, Miley Cyrus, Adele, Leona Lewis and Jordin Sparks.

We’re going to need Detective La Toya Jackson to bring her magnifying glass over here and tell us where the divas are. Because I don’t see any in that list.

I mean, Miley Cyrus?! One of Queen Aretha Franklin’s juicy chichi dingles is more of a diva than Miley. Was Noah Cyrus already booked at the Spearmint Rhino, because EVEN she is more of a diva than Miley. Hopefully, Paula Abdul’s crackhead antics will save this show!

VIA MTV

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Paula Abdul

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