Why Can’t They Let Kelly Rowland Be Great?
August 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
One of Beyonce’s former wig holders performed at the Miss Universe pageant last night and someone snatched the W from her name in the opening credits! It’s RoWland, not Roland! Hmmmm…I smell moth balls and wet cardboard. Basement Baby, how could you?! Daddy Knowles put her up to this! He made her break into the Miss Universe Pageant control room and eff up Kelly’s good name! Always trying to keep her down. That “w” belongs to Beyonce now. Beywonce.
But seriously, if this ever happened to Beyonce, Daddy Knowles would pull every plug in the building and throw Donald Trump’s cotton candy toupee into the fire.
And if you care, here’s Kelly performing during the “evening gown” portion of the pageant. Actually, don’t care, because it was terrible.
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