Afternoon Crumbs

My second favorite magnificent chichi owner (next to Queen Aretha) Jennifer Tilly and her built-in flotation devices – Hollywood Tuna

Zac Efron, is that a mini-concealer stick in your sweats or are you just happy to see us? – Popsugar

After the whole Lady CaCa fiasco, Katy Perry is just making sure nothing’s falling out – Egotastic!

I’m so ashamed, because my slut gene tingles for Wilmer Fucking Valderrama. Sucioness – Just Jared

Wino & Dreamy: Together again (and no crack pipes were harmed) – Holy Moly!

We’re doomed: These two douchebags are actually going to be parents (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Amy Phillips does Chupa better than Chupa does Chupa – Cityrag

Sookeh and Beehl Compton go flying – Lainey Gossip

X-Factor’s newest sensation like the peen and the puss – Towleroad

CoCo is BOoty Derek – Hollywood Rag

This is what Linda Hogan looks like when she doesn’t shave – SOW

News you can lose: Cindy Crawford has cellulite – I’m Not Obsessed

Eddie Cibrian’s wife is still talking – ICYDK

Nahla Aubry is smarter than me – Socialite Life

THE ALIENS WON: Brad Pitt claims he never slammed Tommy Girl’s masterqueef of a movie – Popeater

Skeezemeister Michael Bay directs a new Victoria’s Secret commercial. Of course – Popoholic

I’d rather see Susan Boyle play Robin Williams – Celebitchy

Another day, another pictures of Becks with his nipples out – Popbytes

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