Afternoon Crumbs

August 11, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Umm….are we interrupting something here, Paulina? (NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Titty Abuse: The Jessica Lowndes Edition – Hollywood Tuna

Dear Katie Price, nobody wants to think about a cunt at a gay wedding! – Holy Moly!

I want my 14-seconds back – Popsugar

Jason Mraz likes to be nekkid – Towleroad

Chuck Bass got choked out by another British actor at JC Chasez’s birthday party. This sounds like some kinky sex shit gone wrong – Just Jared

John Mayer invites you into his douche palace – Lainey Gossip

Carla Bruni is a FLILF – Egotastic!

Ivy league nips – Hollywood Rag

Tom Brady’s Details magazine cover is not hot – I’m Not Obsessed

Will Ferrell with dildos – Cityrag

The trailer for Heath Ledger’s final movie – Popeater

Maybe Hayden Panatroll finally got her period? – Socialite Life

Where is Dr. Kimberly Shaw with a bomb when you need her? – SOW

Candy, Candy, Candy, STFU already – Celebitchy

More like Brooks & DONE – ICYDK

Dlisted: The Movie (Hopefully starring Spaghetti Cat, Chicken Cutlets, Shauna Sand, Kim Zolciak’s wig, Mah Boo, Harvey Price, Quween on the Scene and Rojo!) – Film School Rejects

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