Tripp’s New Stepmother?

Sarah Palin can see this fuckery from her haaaaaus! It’s Kathy Griffin getting herself a big slice of Alaskan meat pie at last night’s Teen Choice Awards in Los Angeles. 48-year-old Kathy and 19-year-old Levi showed up hand in hand and worked the grass carpet (not that kind of grass, Snoop) together. By the time they got the end of the line, Kathy was knocked up. BAM! That’s how the KFed of the Northwest does it!

Kathy joked to E!’s Marc Malkin that she’s been nibbling on Levi’s Klondike Bar for a while, “Long-distance relationships are not easy, especially when he’s in his igloo and I’m in my Hollywood tower.” Levi didn’t say much, the only thing he managed to spit out was, “I just, you know, look at her, shut up and do what I’m told.” You know, that’s a lot more words than I thought Levi had in his vocabulary. Tripp must be tutoring him on the side.

If Levi is going to start working the famewhore stroll, he needs to try a little harder. I’m talking about that busted suit! That suit makes him look like a former fatty who is still wearing his old clothes. Dude should just lose the suit altogether and walk down the carpet nekkid so we can finally see if he’s a moose or a penguin where it counts. That’s all any of really care about.

Here’s more of irony’s favorite couple whoring it up last night. Git it, Kathy!