Afternoon Crumbs

August 3, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Expect a sequel to JLove’s “STOP CALLING ME FAT“ People Magazine cover in 3…2… – Hollywood Tuna

I have a feeling that this is the closest Elisabetta Canalis will ever get to riding on George Clooney – Lainey Gossip

The Brangelina Holy family continue to feast on the food of the GODS – Popsugar

Christina Hendricks and her 8th world wonder tittays in Esquire – Egotastic!

What your genitals have been waiting for: Ivana Trump in a bikini (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Justin Timberlake in drag would’ve been hotter – Just Jared

Katie Price might have a case of the oinks. SAVE HARVEY! – Holy Moly!

Made of NIGHTMARES – Cityrag

Kewpie Doll in a two piece – Popoholic

Papa Joe’s Angels go to dinner – Hollywood Rag

This is a hot video – Hollywood Tuna

Ali Larter gained a ball and chain this weekend! – SOW

Frieda Pinto and Dev Patel make their debut as official fucky time partners – Celebitchy

Katy Perry face-first in a donut hole (not porn) – Socialite Life

Cue Joe Jackson rubbing his palms together – Popeater

JLo should just give Skeletor the whole cone, because he’s the one that needs it – I’m Not Obsessed

Professional Magazine Cover Whore on Elle – ICYDK

(Image: Fame Pictures)

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