Hot Slut Of The Day!
July 25, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
Jello 1-2-3 – The greatest food invention after Totino’s Pizza Rolls! So, Jello 1-2-3 was this magical orgy of textures that came out in the 80s (duh). It was like unicorn semen (sorry).
You would mix some powder crap with water in the blender and then let it take shape in the fridge. I ate that shit for breakfast, lunch and dinner. Unfortunately, not everyone worshiped it the way I did, because Jello quit its ass and stopped making it. There’s a few recipes on the internet for Jello 1-2-3, but none of them recapture the deliciousness of the original. I’ve tried. I think all the chemicals and preservatives made it amazing. Maybe that’s why they got rid of it. It was slowly gnawing people’s brain cells. Make sense (example: ME).
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