Afternoon Crumbs

Do you feel the ice cold chill between Kristen Stewart and RPattz. Or maybe Kristen is keeping her distance, because she doesn’t want to get shanked in the eyeball by a Twitard? – Popsugar

When Scott Caan asks to take your picture, you better be prepared to take all them panties off – Egotastic!

But was Anthony Johnson named Miss Congeniality? – Towleroad

Without fifty tons of make-up on her face, 20 pounds of weave hair on her head and Papa Joe breathing down her ass, Jessica Simpson kind of looks pretty (?) – Hollywood Tuna

Rachel Bilson gets smothered by an amazon woman in fugly fugly pants (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

The Miss Universe pageant has gone to the douchebags – Just Jared

Carol Channing gives her blessing for Johnny Depp to play her – Lainey Gossip

Vadge’s new album cover reminds me about how much I miss the Madonna of my childhood – WOW Report

Maybe this is another one of Damien Hirst’s installations? – Hollywood Rag

12 future pictures of you (and me) this weekend – Cityrag

When Fishsticks Paltrow is on the cover of a magazine, nobody buys it. Makes sense. – Superior Gossip