Morning Wood
July 22, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K
The Jonas Brothers come out of the plushie closet – SOW
Nora the musical genius pussy made her orchestra debut – OMG Blog
Mischa Barton will be freed from the loony bin in the next few days – I’m Not Obsessed
Kiefer Sutherland’s will not be persecuted for his headbutting shenanigans – Holy Moly!
Yeah, we all know what’s really in HoHan’s lollipops…. – ICYDK
KFat of Fail – Celebitchy
Somewhere in the world, a thieving bitch now has the largest collection of black dresses ever. Call Guinness! – Socialite Life
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