Mischa Barton Will Stay In The Hospital
On Wednesday afternoon Mischa Barton had some sort of “meltdown” and was taken to Cedars-Sinai Medical Center where they stamped a 5150 on her forehead. This allowed their asses to hold her for at least 72 hours. Well, time is up, but Mischa will continue to eat the Jello. Mischa’s rep said she’s going to stay in the hospital for more treatment. He wouldn’t say why Mischa had to be shuffled off to the crazy bin, but her so-called “friends” say she stuffed her nose holes with way too much bad shit.
They told The NY Post that after a 3-day coke binge, Mischa freaked out and was scared she was going to do suicides to herself, so she called the cops (cut to Wino chirping, “Pfft. Lightweight“). One of the friends went on to yap, “She’s in very bad shape. She’s running out of money and can’t find love, so now she is looking for a good time to escape her misery. She is on a downward spiral. She is a mess. She is a suicidal, uninsurable mess.”
The thing is, Mischa was supposed to fly to New York on Friday to do promotion for some movie she’s in and she’s also in the cast of The Beautiful Life on The CW. It’s not like she’s working the graveyard shift as a security guard at Walgreens ala Gary Coleman. And as for the love thing, she’s only 23. Somebody give her Jennifer Aniston’s Skype name. They need to have a conversation.