Afternoon Crumbs

July 14, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

I am 1% hetero (that’s 1% more than I thought). How hetero are you? Note: You need a Twitter account for this shit – Stockholm Pride via Buzzfeed

Troll nipple alert! Blink and you’ll miss it – Egotastic!

Maybe Gerarld Butler just had a little gas and Jennifer Aniston is helping him out by pushing out a fart bubble? – Lainey Gossip

Solange’s son better be getting paid for this – Popsugar

As long as Russell Brand makes Jonas Bros jokes, I’m okay with this – Just Jared

Jessica Simpson’s sex tape (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Where’s a fiery meteor when you need one? – Towleroad

The Travelocity Gnome has the clap now – Hollywood Tuna

HoHan turned my jeans from kindergarten into a purse – Hollywood Rag

It’s time for another game of “Guess the c-toe?” – Cityrag

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