Farewell, Oscar Mayer

July 8, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Oscar G. Mayer has flown off in a giant Wienermobile to the great big BBQ in the sky at the age of 95. Oscar’s wife, Geraldine, confirmed the sad news to the Associated Press. Geraldine said that Oscar died from the olds.

Oscar was the third Mayer to be the HBIC of the family business which his pepaw started. Oscar G. Mayer became president of the company in 1955 and he held the position for 41 years.

I hope Mimi sings the “Oh, I Wish I Was An Oscar Mayer Wiener....” song. It’s the least she can do, because you know she has eaten millions of tiny “morsels” of his products. I also think John Mayer should back her up on the song since he might be related to Oscar. And John’s a giant wiener, so it makes sense.

And I’m sure Oscar’s funeral will be full of the sads, but think of the food they are going to serve!!!

May Oscar G. Mayer rest in peace…. I will think of him whenever I take a bite out of his delicious hot dogs (you know what I was really going to type). R.I.P.

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Tags: Sadness, TomKat

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