Would You Hit It?

June 29, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

If you answered “yes,” then I hope you like a pair of luscious Hello Titties in your mouth, because this isn’t some dude who will hit it from the back with his Timbs on. This is really the butterfly stalker herself….MIMI!!!

Mimi is dragging it up as an Eminem-type for her new video Obsessed. You know, because Eminem is obsessed with Mimi. Or maybe she’s obsessed with him. Or both. I don’t know. I just hope this shit also includes a scene featuring Hello Kitty singing the chorus to her, because that’s real 100% organic obsession right there!

And I really feel uncomfortable that my no-no is hitting a 5th octave over this picture of Mimi as Miminem. It’s every flavor of NOT RIGHT. My slutiness knows no bounds!

Here’s some pictures of Mimi as Mimi looking like a freshly glazed turducken while shooting her video outside of The Plaza hotel in NYC today.

Tags: Mariah Carey, Would You Hit It?

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