Why Is This Going To Be A Movie?

June 24, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

I know I fart out that same question about half of the shit shows Hollywood puts out, but I really really mean it with this one. Variety (via Coming Soon) reports that a movie about the creation of Facebook is going to exist. My status is currently: BANGING MY HEAD INTO MY IKEA TABLE. My next status will be: FIXING IKEA TABLE BECAUSE THE CHEAP SHIT BROKE.

Okay, I shouldn’t be so dramatic. David Fincher and Aaron Sorkin are involved in this shit, so maybe it’s not going to be a complete butt nugget. BUT the movie isn’t going to be about Facebook itself, it’s going to be about the two Harvard geeks who created it. This is the problem. A movie about Facebook could be kind of hot. It would be 2 hours of zombies planting flowers and vampire hunters taking quizzes on “Which The Hills character are you?“. That is entertainment.

You know what else sounds better than a movie about the Facebook dudes? The MySpace movie! It would be 90 straight minutes of Tom’s default picture and that’s it. Speaking of, is it just me or does Tom move sometimes when you stare at his picture long enough? Or maybe I need to step away from the bong……

Tags: I Don't Like Jokes, Why Are You Doing This To Us?

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