Afternoon Crumbs

June 19, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

If you were in NYC last night and heard a crazy woman outside screaming, “OMG OMG OMG A MAN TOUCHED ME FOR FREE“, it was Jennifer Aniston celebrating her date with Bradley Cooper – Popsugar

Katie Price is so tacky! Her tag is showing! – Hollywood Tuna

Veronica Mars canoodling with a soppy tampon in Hawaii – Egotastic!

Love Happens should have been called “Same Old Aniston Shit” – Lainey Gossip

Che Guevara’s granddaughter has carrots over her titties (site NSFW) – Drunken Stepfather

Glamberace’s version of a Tina Turner song sounds like anything else I can pass out to in a gay club at 2am – Towleroad

Relationship whore Jennifer Love Hewitt is giving relationship advice – Celebitchy

Justin Chambers takes his nipples for a swim – Just Jared

Dear Shia, that is the whole point of drinking – I’m Not Obsessed

Jessica Biel is still having crotch issues – Cityrag

Brit Brit’s “drop em low” nipples strike again – Hollywood Rag

Maybe the poisonous bitches of the Costa Rican jungle will hear our pleas and finally take out Twit & Twat – ICYDK

Is this the person who has Ricky Martin’s heart? Unfortunately, I’m not talking about the sexy piece in the caftan top – Holy Moly!

The Jonas Brothers have girlfriends now. Girlfriends that they only peck on the cheek and…do anal with – Socialite Life

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