Screw Katie!

June 17, 2009 / Posted by:

The paparazzi needs to work on their priorities. They have an extra-spicy cinnamon stick right in front of them and they decide to follow Katie Price instead. We’ve all seen her leather-wrapped medicine balls over and over again. I want to get to know that nekkid Adonis with the long grain nipples (just let me believe) and the enticing bald spot. If Katie’s eyes didn’t get so horny for the cameras, she’d realize her dream man was sitting behind her in all his glory.

Unfortunately, here’s more of Katie (and less of that fine piece) selling it for the paps on a nakey beach in Ibiza yesterday afternoon.

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