The Master At Work

June 11, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

All you aspiring cunts start taking notes! This is a clip from January of Kate Gosselin and her child army waiting to do a TV interview. One of Kate’s daughters, Mady, tells her mother she’s going to turn into dust if she doesn’t have a drink of wawa. Kate asks for water, takes a sip and then puts it on the floor away from Mady. This makes Mady cry, “You’re really really mean. You drank it right in front of my face.” Kate responds, “Be quiet.”

I bow down to the master! Even I am not cunty enough to deny water to a dehydrated child! Ice cream and candy, yes. Water, no. She’s like Cruelle de Vil complete with a half-dead animal on her head! Speaking of, Mady might be slowly shriveling up due to dehydration, but she should think of the poor thirsty beast on Kate’s head! You can practically see it licking its chops while Kate drinks.

VIA ONTD

Tags: It's Not Easy Being A Cunt, Possum Head, The Colbert

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