Wonky Didn’t Want All Of This In Her Face

The glorious moment where Eminem’s butt face got a heaping serving of Bruno’s nalgas might not have ever happened, because Em wasn’t the producers first choice. A source told Life & Style that they asked Eminem to partake in the stunt, but kept him in the dark about getting up close and personal with Bruno’s sweet rolls. Mark Burnett, the producer of the MTV Movie Awards, originally asked Parasite Hilton to do it, but she turned them down.

Thank the fuck Wonky didn’t do it! First of all, she spends most of the day with a hot sweaty asshole in her face, so it wouldn’t have been anything new. Second of all, she’s already the butt of all jokes! Third of all, poor Bruno probably would’ve lost his sight if he put his eyeballs that close to Wonky’s crab nest.

I don’t care if it was staged or not, it was still Eminem’s greatest moment ever. He should go ahead and retire now, because nothing will top it.