Dreambaby

May 31, 2009 / Posted by: Michael K

Jennifer Hudson will have to start getting her friends to sign a damn confidentiality agreement, because one of them has spilled the fetus juice to the Chicago Times. One of JHud’s close friends, Felicia Fields, said that she had a baby shower over the weekend.

Felicia, who I’m guessing was just erased from JHud’s cell phone, chirped, “It was a baby shower, a quiet gathering of friends and mostly family. They’re really trying to keep it kind of quiet. It was a nice time that we had.”

Just because she had a baby shower doesn’t mean she’s pregnant. I mean, I threw a fake baby shower once. Okay, it was mostly just us drinking vodka out of baby bottles, because we got bored of drinking booze out of regular cups. You have to switch things up every now and again.

If JHud is with child, the father is none other than New York’s former ball licker Punk from I Love New York. Yeah, they better keep that baby away from Vh1. Knowing that your daddy used to “sword fight” with New York could scar a child.

Tags: Jennifer Hudson, Knocked Up

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